[Jokes] Hollywood Versi Jawa

Diposting oleh Jaka Utama pada Sabtu, Desember 19, 2009

Berikut ini daftar film-film unggulan Hollywood (in Javanese):

1. Enemy at the gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro

2. Batman Forever -- Ngembat Saklawase

3. Remember the Titans -- Kelingan Titan-titan

4. The Italian Job -- Gaweane Wong Ngerum

5a. Die Hard -- Matine Angel

5b. Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan

5c. Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati2 To?

6. Bad Boys -- Bocah-bocah Uelek

7. Sleepless in Seattle -- Klesikan neng Seattle

8. Lost in Space -- Ilang Neng Awang-awang

9. X-Men -- Wong Lanang Saru

9a. X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Banget

9b. X-Men 3 (Belum dirilis) -- Aming

10. Cheaper by Dozen -- Tumbas Selusin Langkung Mirah

11. The Cooler -- Selot Adem

12. Paycheck -- Kasbon

13. Independence Day -- Pitulasan

14. The Day After Tomorrow -- Sesuke

15. Die Another Day -- Modare Ojo Saiki

16. There is Something About Marry -- Meri Ono Apa-apane

17. Silence of the Lamb -- Wedhuse Mutung

18. All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu2 (aka Legenda Pasar Kewan Mbahrowo)

19. Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Apes

20. Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sakcepete

21. Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan

22. Mummy Returns -- Mami-mami podo Mudik

23. The Abyss -- Entek-entekan

24. Copycat -- Kopi Kucing (nggo konco Sego Kucing)

25. Seabiscuit -- Klethikan Neng Laut

26. Freddy vs Jason -- Kerah

27. Terminator -- Terminal Montor

28. Air Bud -- banyu J**Bud

29. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat Lanangan mung 10 Dino

30. Lord Of The Ring -- pedagang akik...

31. Deep Impact -- Ngantem Njero

32. Million Dollar Baby -- Genjik Regone Sayuto

33. Blackhawk Down -- Manuk ireng kenek bedhil

34. Saving Private Ryan -- Ngelesi privat mas rian (pancene goblok tenan opo?)

35. Dumb and Dumber -- Wong Goblok lan guoooblok tenan